A wise and frugal government, which shall leave men free to regulate their own pursuits of industry and improvement, and shall not take from the mouth of labor the bread it has earned - this is the sum of good government.~Thomas Jefferson~
Thanks, Ron, for this quote. I think it's great.
I love this one post-photoshop.
I may get in trouble for this one, but I find it hilarious.
As most of you know, the girls are fraternal twins and will turn 12 in a couple of weeks. Kailey is not so excited about the whole growing up process, but Jessica is 11 going on 17. Ironically they are maturing very differently. Kailey is ahead in the whole process and Jessica is feeling left behind. In fact, she is obsessed with her, shall we say, lack of chest.
Recently, I told her that the way to grow better was to eat plenty of vegetables and drink plenty of milk. I teased her saying that it would also make her chest grow.
This last visit I realized how seriously she had taken me when she very proudly told me that she is drinking all the milk that she can and eating plenty of vegetables. I will admit, that I am taking advantage of the situation. Now when she tries to drink caffeinated drinks (we won't let her) we just tell her that it will stop her from growing. It is actually very effective.
She did ask me why I was allowed to drink Dr. Pepper (my weakness) and she isn't. That was an easy response. I told her it was because I actually want my chest to shrink.
So....I have been working on reorganizing and deep cleaning my house. I finally unpacked the last of the boxes hidden in the pantry and have been working on my room. Part of this process includes ironing Todd's dress shirts. Anyone who knows me, knows that I don't iron very often. I'm not very good at it.
Anyway, I pulled the iron out and almost got all of the wrinkles out of the dress shirts (I progressively did better). I plugged the iron in, found that the cord was a little short, attached an extension cord and ironed away. After I finished I went to put the iron back after it had cooled and started to wrap the cord around the handle. While I was doing this I realized that there was a button for the retractable cord. The cord wasn't very short at all...it was only partially pulled out. Apparently I don't iron all that often.